90 Second Statement - My Christmas Poem

27 November 2024

 

 

Mr REPACHOLI (Hunter) (13:40) 

 

We're fast approaching the end of the year,

so Christmas time is drawing near.

 

And if you find yourself in the Hunter,

consider yourself a lucky punter!

 

There is no better place to be

than gathered 'round the Christmas tree

with your friends and family all together

in the beautiful Hunter, with hot summer weather.

 

You'll crunch and munch

on a tasty Christmas lunch.

 

With our fields so lush and meat so great,

you'll be licking your fingers and then your plate.

 

Pair the meal

with the world's best wine

from the Hunter's vineyards,

with grapes so fine.

 

And as for presents,

if this year you've been nice,

I'm sure Santa's elves

won't think twice

to load you up with all sorts of gifts;

 

his elves are so busy

they're working double shifts!

 

But, if you've been naughty,

don't feel bad.

The Hunter has done a deal

to make you less sad.

 

If you've been naughty on the whole,

Santa will bring you some of the Hunter's finest coal!

 

There's no better place to be

and no need to take a tally.

 

That's why we really love

the Hunter Valley,

and that's why I say you're a lucky punter

if you find yourself this Christmas

in the Hunter. Merry Christmas to you all.

 

I hope you all have a fantastic New Year's as well and spend time with your family, friends and loved ones. I hope you're all safe along the way.